And hilarity ensues.

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My favorite lines:
“Our specialty is dumbfuckery.”
“Sure, you could sit on a hill with a dude’s nose in your ear but what the fuck would that prove?  We got psychics, yo.”
And the best one of all:
“I even briefly considered calling Montel Williams’s personal harpy Sylvia Browne but fear of her $850 price tag and the fact she might recognize my voice and try to eat me if I ever cross her bridge one day kept me away.”

I looked them up, and yes they are all real hotlines/websites.
TeleMedium
Psychic Center (This one has like six different urls that redirect to it or slightly different mirror sites)
Psychic Power Network (I like this one’s ‘Psychic Code of Conduct’.  Classy.)