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Posted: 17 October 2010 05:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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ExMachina - 17 October 2010 08:12 AM

“CRIPES! The Scientologist were right!”
“Your keys are down here”


that’s cheating… back to the blackboard
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Posted: 17 October 2010 05:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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So that’s where my socks went!

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“In the beginning, God created the universe. This has made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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Posted: 17 October 2010 06:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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citizenschallenge.pm - 17 October 2010 05:31 PM
ExMachina - 17 October 2010 08:12 AM

“CRIPES! The Scientologist were right!”
“Your keys are down here”


that’s cheating… back to the blackboard
  tongue wink

How was I cheating? That all came from that heart. smile

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Posted: 17 October 2010 11:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]
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I’m partial to this one:

Was Born Right The First Time

:)


(though I’m sure my grave would get picketed by some Evangelical Christians as a result :)

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‘we are so fundamentally constituted of desire that we go on hearing music…...even though we know the band is gone and the stage is silent’

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Posted: 19 October 2010 11:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]
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ExMachina - 17 October 2010 06:51 PM

How was I cheating? That all came from that heart. smile

ok you are just a robot,
you are not expected to understand.

Did I actually just say that?
Opps, how totally insensitive of me.
my bad  

Axegrrl - 17 October 2010 11:54 PM

Was Born Right The First Time

This reminds me of something Kent Hovind once said - God did it right the first time -
No need for stinking evolution here.

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Posted: 19 October 2010 06:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]
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citizenschallenge.pm - 19 October 2010 11:00 AM
ExMachina - 17 October 2010 06:51 PM

How was I cheating? That all came from that heart. smile

ok you are just a robot,
you are not expected to understand.

Did I actually just say that?
Opps, how totally insensitive of me.
my bad  

Axegrrl - 17 October 2010 11:54 PM

Was Born Right The First Time

This reminds me of something Kent Hovind once said - God did it right the first time -
No need for stinking evolution here.

Citizen try to enjoy life a little more. You seem to take all this too personal.

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Posted: 19 October 2010 07:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]
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citizenschallenge.pm - 19 October 2010 11:00 AM

This reminds me of something Kent Hovind once said - God did it right the first time -
No need for stinking evolution here.

Well then, that makes me wonder why we need to do all of the surgeries for hypoplastic hearts, AVM malformations, kidney diseases, Osteogenesis Imperfecta?...Why do we breed dogs, cats, cattle to ‘perfect them? Why are we always tinkering with life, why do we continue to search for the way to create a black rose, or the perfect orchid?

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Church; where sheep congregate to worship a zombie on a stick that turns into a cracker on Sundays…

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Posted: 20 October 2010 07:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]
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asanta - 19 October 2010 07:51 PM
citizenschallenge.pm - 19 October 2010 11:00 AM

This reminds me of something Kent Hovind once said - God did it right the first time -
No need for stinking evolution here.

Well then, that makes me wonder why we need to do all of the surgeries for hypoplastic hearts, AVM malformations, kidney diseases, Osteogenesis Imperfecta?...Why do we breed dogs, cats, cattle to ‘perfect them? Why are we always tinkering with life, why do we continue to search for the way to create a black rose, or the perfect orchid?

You have to ask Kent, though he’s still in the pen for tax evasion and other misdeeds. Gotta love them evangelical types with their creative financing.

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Posted: 20 October 2010 07:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]
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ExMachina - 19 October 2010 06:56 PM
citizenschallenge.pm - 19 October 2010 11:00 AM
ExMachina - 17 October 2010 06:51 PM

How was I cheating? That all came from that heart. smile

ok you are just a robot,
you are not expected to understand.

Did I actually just say that?
Opps, how totally insensitive of me.
my bad  

Citizen try to enjoy life a little more. You seem to take all this too personal.

sorry, that was a joke… dare I say, Data  wink  cheese  LOL
lest I be misunderstood yet again, I’m just funnin with your avatar.
As for enjoying life… doing the best I can with what I got cool smile

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Posted: 20 October 2010 09:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]
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citizenschallenge.pm - 20 October 2010 07:45 AM
ExMachina - 19 October 2010 06:56 PM
citizenschallenge.pm - 19 October 2010 11:00 AM
ExMachina - 17 October 2010 06:51 PM

How was I cheating? That all came from that heart. smile

ok you are just a robot,
you are not expected to understand.

Did I actually just say that?
Opps, how totally insensitive of me.
my bad  

Citizen try to enjoy life a little more. You seem to take all this too personal.

sorry, that was a joke… dare I say, Data  wink  cheese  LOL
lest I be misunderstood yet again, I’m just funnin with your avatar.
As for enjoying life… doing the best I can with what I got cool smile

I tend to have a bit of a sick sense of humor. Sometimes you never know who you’re going to offend.

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Posted: 22 October 2010 01:02 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 41 ]
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citizenschallenge.pm - 19 October 2010 11:00 AM
Axegrrl - 17 October 2010 11:54 PM

Was Born Right The First Time

This reminds me of something Kent Hovind once said - God did it right the first time -
No need for stinking evolution here.

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Nah….it’s a rather smirking response to the whole idea of ‘born again’ Christians ;)


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‘we are so fundamentally constituted of desire that we go on hearing music…...even though we know the band is gone and the stage is silent’

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Posted: 22 October 2010 06:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 42 ]
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Axegrrl - 22 October 2010 01:02 PM
citizenschallenge.pm - 19 October 2010 11:00 AM
Axegrrl - 17 October 2010 11:54 PM

Was Born Right The First Time

This reminds me of something Kent Hovind once said - God did it right the first time -
No need for stinking evolution here.

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Nah….it’s a rather smirking response to the whole idea of ‘born again’ Christians wink
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Hah, you made me think of a recent bumper sticker:
“Evolution it’s just a theory…
kind of like Gravity.”

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Posted: 24 October 2010 12:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 43 ]
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ExMachina I may have rapped your knuckles for breaking the rules - but dear me, I just heard one that’s too beautiful not to include:
Jimi Sounds Like a Rainbow

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=130727926&ft=1&f=1039

http://upcoming.current.com/search?q=Jimi+Sounds+Like+A+Rainbow:+Hendrix+For+Kids

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Posted: 24 October 2010 06:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 44 ]
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I’m confused, CC.  How do you think Ex-M broke the rules?

Occam

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Posted: 24 October 2010 08:33 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 45 ]
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Occam. - 24 October 2010 06:31 PM

I’m confused, CC.  How do you think Ex-M broke the rules?
Occam

Oh boy, sometimes I should just keep my mouth shut.

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ExMachina - 17 October 2010 08:12 AM

“CRIPES! The Scientologist were right!”
“Your keys are down here”


that’s cheating… back to the blackboard
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1,2,3,4,5
1,2,3,4,5
1,2…3,4,5,6

“Six” Word Epitaph
LOL  LOL  LOL

I know you snuck in a shorty. But come’on… who am I to question ‘Occam’s’ razor? You want to use four words, fine… but, but… you know… the newbie… the robot… I thought I could have a little fun with him…  red face

Now what makes this scandal even worse,
I found a beautiful five worder myself:

Jimi Sounds Like a Rainbow

(I haven’t even seen the book yet but I know it’ll be one of my Xmas presents to the grandkids.)

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