The Creation Museum is planning a big announcement later this month about an expansion to its religious-themed attraction.

Few details have been revealed, but Boone County residents said they’ve heard the Petersburg attraction plans to build a theme park that promotes the same biblical worldview.

http://www.wlwt.com/money/25852269/detail.html?source=cin

I’ll be the first to say it.  The damn place is evolving! 

I want to see a ride that simulates entrance to Hell/Heaven.

Starts out you go down into a dark, hot, foul smelling place and hear women and children screaming. Scenes of demons torturing the sinful.

Then you rise up out of the darkness to breathe fresh air, see rainbows and beautiful women with ample breasts, hear harps and trumpets.

That will really screw up the kids….

What about a simulated ride on the H.M.S. Beagle? 

Of course there will have to be dinosaur rides, since people rode them like horses just a few thousand years ago.   

The Sodom and Gomorrah ride will have to be entered via back door. 

The Onan Ride may be popular! 

Rocinante - 19 November 2010 06:08 PM

The Onan Ride may be popular! 

Yea especially when you go

“Through the gentle concrete confrontation of a counselor, ... “

That was one weird Dear Abby.
Although I never knew:

“In addition, mast#%&*#@on is a homosexual act:
sex with a person of the same sex, namely yourself.”

so there!

Just don’t let young ladies take their fathers on the ride, “Away from Sodom to Lot’s Cave.” 

Occam

Oh! I wish WE could design a cretin theme park!! We’d add all of the absolutely most important parts to the park! They would be sure to be best sellers!!

I’d like to see the Samson Ride.  Everyone gets to hang out in a room decked out like a stylish Philistine banquet hall, then the animatronic Samson pushes out the supports and everyone gets to have a jolly good time trying to escape the rapidly collapsing structure.  Bring the kiddies!