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Astrologers Predict Holiday Hell
Posted: 22 November 2010 02:13 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Egads!  Mercury will be in retrograde?  The horror.  The horror!

I had best be cautious.  I think I’ll just skip all the holiday and family gathering crap and stay home and avoid the tears, confusion, and throwdowns.

May God have mercy on us all.

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Posted: 22 November 2010 02:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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OMG THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I’m particularly concerned over whether the article refers to tears or tears.  You know: salt water or rips in paper.

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Posted: 22 November 2010 03:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Whew, I’ll be safely working on christmas. Close call!! big surprise

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Posted: 22 November 2010 08:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Oh, I feel terrible for Santa Claus having to be out and exposed to all these catastrophes.  snake  LOL

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Posted: 22 November 2010 09:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Occam. - 22 November 2010 08:03 PM

Oh, I feel terrible for Santa Claus having to be out and exposed to all these catastrophes.  snake  LOL


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LOL! I hope the sleigh doesn’t crash and leave a lot of disappointed kiddies! cool smile

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Posted: 23 November 2010 09:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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asanta - 22 November 2010 09:40 PM

LOL! I hope the sleigh doesn’t crash and leave a lot of disappointed kiddies! cool smile

There’s always Festivus.

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Posted: 23 November 2010 04:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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asanta - 22 November 2010 09:40 PM

LOL! I hope the sleigh doesn’t crash and leave a lot of disappointed kiddies! cool smile

There’s always Festivus.

downer I suppose I could start celebrating Kwanzaa…I mean….if Santa is dead, there is really no reason to celebrate christmas anymore… rolleyes
dibs on Rudolph…I’ll give him a great home!!

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Posted: 23 November 2010 08:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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asanta - 23 November 2010 04:17 PM
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asanta - 22 November 2010 09:40 PM

LOL! I hope the sleigh doesn’t crash and leave a lot of disappointed kiddies! cool smile

There’s always Festivus.

downer I suppose I could start celebrating Kwanzaa…I mean….if Santa is dead, there is really no reason to celebrate christmas anymore… rolleyes
dibs on Rudolph…I’ll give him a great home!!

I’ll take Dancer and Prancer.  :D

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Posted: 26 November 2010 07:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Mriana - 23 November 2010 08:17 PM

I’ll take Dancer and Prancer.  :D

Mmmmm… venison. cheese

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Posted: 26 November 2010 08:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Has anyone told Mercury that it is in retrograde?

Maybe we should give it a ticket.

The orbit of Mercury is 88 days.  It should go retrograde 4 times every year Earth year.  Being retrograde during the holidays can’t be that rare.

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Posted: 26 November 2010 09:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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psikeyhackr - 26 November 2010 08:09 AM

The orbit of Mercury is 88 days.  It should go retrograde 4 times every year Earth year.  Being retrograde during the holidays can’t be that rare.

How DARE you inject your clearly malicious sciencism into such a ancient and respected way to learn about the wor….... ok, I almost got through that with a straight face, but just couldn’t do it. hehe.

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Posted: 26 November 2010 09:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Mriana - 23 November 2010 08:17 PM

I’ll take Dancer and Prancer.  :D

Mmmmm… venison. cheese

NO!  They are precious babies.  I think even asanta would say Rudolph is precious too.  You can’t eat them.  So Santa is dead.  Someone has to take care of his deer.  Right asanta?

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Posted: 26 November 2010 03:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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asanta - 23 November 2010 04:17 PM

downer I suppose I could start celebrating Kwanzaa…I mean….if Santa is dead, there is really no reason to celebrate christmas anymore… rolleyes
dibs on Rudolph…I’ll give him a great home!!

Asanta, if you switch to Kwanzaa, don’t forget to give everyone the traditional Kwanzaa gift book:

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Posted: 26 November 2010 05:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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I will cherish Rudolph and keep him away from my cougar! smile  That Kwanzaa title is hilarious!

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Posted: 26 November 2010 05:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Mriana - 26 November 2010 09:41 AM
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Mriana - 23 November 2010 08:17 PM

I’ll take Dancer and Prancer.  :D

Mmmmm… venison. cheese

NO!  They are precious babies.  I think even asanta would say Rudolph is precious too.  You can’t eat them.  So Santa is dead.  Someone has to take care of his deer.  Right asanta?

OK. You win. I’m mostly vegetarian anyway. Besides, as long as those reindeer have been around they’re probably too tough and stringy to eat.

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psikeyhackr - 26 November 2010 08:09 AM

The orbit of Mercury is 88 days.  It should go retrograde 4 times every year Earth year.  Being retrograde during the holidays can’t be that rare.

How DARE you inject your clearly malicious sciencism into such a ancient and respected way to learn about the wor….... ok, I almost got through that with a straight face, but just couldn’t do it. hehe.

Be careful what you say to me relating to Newtonian physics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdTOY-giMy4

LOL

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