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I had an epiphany yesterday!
Posted: 07 January 2011 01:43 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Yesterday (on epiphany) we ate a ‘three kings cake’:

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When I smeared margarine and honey on it I really got an epiphany!

It was completely unintentional!

See the attached picture below. Hallelujah!

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Posted: 07 January 2011 05:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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GdB - 07 January 2011 01:43 AM

Yesterday (on epiphany) we ate a ‘three kings cake’:

koenigskuchen.jpg

When I smeared margarine and honey on it I really got an epiphany!

It was completely unintentional!

See the attached picture below. Hallelujah!

GdB

If you change the photo from color to black and white, invert the photo, and turn it 150 degrees. You’ll notice that between the sliced almonds and the crown, there’s a baby Jesus! It’s truly a sign from Heaven.

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Posted: 07 January 2011 05:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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You forgot to tell him to squint his left eye to 30 degrees west first. IT’S A MIRACLE!!

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Posted: 07 January 2011 03:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I didn’t know the baby Jesus was eaten.  Damn, xtians are cannibals? LOL

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Posted: 07 January 2011 03:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I had an eliphany.

I saw pink elephants flying around the moon….. cheese

p.s. before I forget:
Q. How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
A. You place him on a leaf and wait till fall…... cheese

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Posted: 07 January 2011 06:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Damn, E-M.  I’d have completely missed the miracle of the baby jesus of the buns if your discerning eye hadn’t found it.  Thank the lord, for E-M, a true prophet. LOL

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Posted: 08 January 2011 05:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Occam. - 07 January 2011 06:44 PM

Damn, E-M.  I’d have completely missed the miracle of the baby jesus of the buns if your discerning eye hadn’t found it.  Thank the lord, for E-M, a true prophet. LOL

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Posted: 08 January 2011 11:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Write4U - 07 January 2011 03:36 PM

I had an eliphany.

I saw pink elephants flying around the moon….. cheese

p.s. before I forget:
Q. How do you get an elephant out of a tree?
A. You place him on a leaf and wait till fall…... cheese

LOL

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Posted: 08 January 2011 12:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Hey, you are all joking with me!

Don’t you see the comet in my piece of cake? Now I am sure the Star of Bethlehem was a comet!

GdB!

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Posted: 08 January 2011 12:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Occam. - 07 January 2011 06:44 PM

Damn, E-M.  I’d have completely missed the miracle of the baby jesus of the buns if your discerning eye hadn’t found it.  Thank the lord, for E-M, a true prophet. LOL

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I hope you erected a shrine for the bun and worship it every day.

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Posted: 08 January 2011 12:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Hey, I just found out that my toaster burns a picture of Jesus on every piece of toast. I can mass produce them..!!!!!

p.s. Just realized I’ve been practising cannibalism (sacrilege) every morning….I’m going to hell!!!.... downer

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Posted: 08 January 2011 09:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Write4U - 08 January 2011 12:49 PM

p.s. Just realized I’ve been practising cannibalism (sacrilege) every morning….I’m going to hell!!!.... downer

You’ll be in lots of good company! The conversation will be scintillating!!

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Posted: 09 January 2011 12:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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asanta - 08 January 2011 09:05 PM
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p.s. Just realized I’ve been practising cannibalism (sacrilege) every morning….I’m going to hell!!!.... downer

You’ll be in lots of good company! The conversation will be scintillating!!

Hummm….would I have to choose between 72 naughty non-virgins or scintillating conversation?  “scratches head”... confused

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Posted: 09 January 2011 01:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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I agree, the women (and men) in ‘hell’ would be far more (ahem!) exciting! I just don’t understand the ‘virgin’ attraction.  LOL

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Posted: 09 January 2011 01:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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asanta - 09 January 2011 01:14 AM

I agree, the women (and men) in ‘hell’ would be far more (ahem!) exciting! I just don’t understand the ‘virgin’ attraction.  LOL

Ego…. cheese

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Posted: 09 January 2011 01:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Write4U - 09 January 2011 12:18 AM
asanta - 08 January 2011 09:05 PM
Write4U - 08 January 2011 12:49 PM

p.s. Just realized I’ve been practising cannibalism (sacrilege) every morning….I’m going to hell!!!.... downer

You’ll be in lots of good company! The conversation will be scintillating!!

Hummm….would I have to choose between 72 naughty non-virgins or scintillating conversation?  “scratches head”... confused

Hell is sounding better all the time, for my money I bet the 72 naughty non-virgins are also capable of a lot of fun and scintillating conversation… I’m going to their hall… er hell.
Sure beats endlessly singing hallelujah… as for scintillating conversation up there forgetaboutit... now you got me thinking about it, I wonder if women have to wear chastity belts up there…  hmmmm
yup hell is looking better all the time
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Oh I did see the star and crescent on the eaten muffin, but thought it was something Islamic, are you sure you’re not misinterpreting?

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