If the houri are actually raisins, how does that jive with Al-Suyuti’s descriptions: “Each time we sleep with a houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [ie Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetising vaginas.”?
Raisins with vaginas and self regenerating hymens? Now that’s kinky! Giggety giggety.
Somehow I get the feeling that Muslim women get the short end of the priapism stick in paradise.