Hmmmm,

A lot of people do tell me I remind them of Jesus

Hey, I never thought of that, Missmac.  I’ve mentioned before that I should put a McCain/Palin sticker on my car because the way I drive it would be a wonderful negative advertisement for them.  And now you’ve just answered another question for me.  It’s amazing how many people recognize my holy heritage because other drivers very often yell out what must be my name, “Jesus Christ”. 

Occam

Occam. - 11 February 2011 07:55 PM

Hey, I never thought of that, Missmac.  I’ve mentioned before that I should put a McCain/Palin sticker on my car because the way I drive it would be a wonderful negative advertisement for them.  And now you’ve just answered another question for me.  It’s amazing how many people recognize my holy heritage because other drivers very often yell out what must be my name, “Jesus Christ”. 

Occam

I’d put a McCain/Palin and Jesus bumper sticker on my car, but it would only get me disowned…. and probably committed.

Speaking of bumper stickers…......here’s a few of my favorite ones:

- JESUS LOVES YOU - everyone else thinks your an a$$hole

- WORK HARDER - Millions on welfare depend on you!

- Don’t Worry what people think - they don’t do it very often

- HONK IF YOU LOVE BOY BANDS (then drive in to a tree)

- Don’t steal - the government hates competition

- I bet JESUS would have used his turn signals

- Driver carries no cash - he’s married

My gf wants the one that says, “I hope the fetus you saved turns out to be gay.”

Dead Monky - 14 February 2011 07:33 AM

“I hope the fetus you saved turns out to be gay.”

I gotta thank God
cuz he gave me the strength to rock hard
knock you out
mama said knock you out