Are you fat because you are a non-believer.
Posted: 08 February 2011 11:44 AM
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Some Christians are now blaming overwirght on non-belief. Note the name of the site it is posted on fellow fatsoes (plural of fatso
http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_obesity
Take a look at the photos in the Contents section to see some of the best known “overwieght” atheists.
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Posted: 08 February 2011 12:59 PM
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I love Conservapedia. That site is hilarious. When I first came across it, I thought it was one of the most brilliant works of satire I’d seen in a long time. But then I found out they are serious and it became even more funny.
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Posted: 08 February 2011 09:24 PM
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ROFL! They’ve got to be kidding! There are just as many Xians who are obese, but by what they are saying, my 95-100 lb 4’ 11” body would be Xian. On top of that, I seriously doubt I have brain damage, but by their standards, being atheist alone makes me brain damaged, but I’m not overweight at all.
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Posted: 08 February 2011 09:40 PM
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Take this!
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Posted: 08 February 2011 09:55 PM
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I gotta laugh! Guess idle hands are the devil’s kitchen. (Aint that ridiculous.)
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Posted: 08 February 2011 10:24 PM
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But it’s when I’m eating a gooey, hand dipped truffle that I am MOST religious! (Oh my god, this is soooooo good!)
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Posted: 09 February 2011 06:05 AM
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This is great! No more endless debates. All we have to do to determine which belief is most valid is weigh the average devotee.
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Posted: 09 February 2011 10:14 AM
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I dunno , were any of the disciples called Tubby or Slim?
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Posted: 09 February 2011 11:06 AM
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garythehuman - 09 February 2011 10:14 AM
I dunno , were any of the disciples called Tubby or Slim?
I remember Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy….
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Posted: 09 February 2011 11:28 AM
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Did you also check out the supposed link between Atheism and Suicide? It apparently consists entirely of the stated opinions of various Christians!
Posted: 09 February 2011 11:37 AM
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I guess it’s only all the christian preachrs who are fat then.
Posted: 09 February 2011 11:39 AM
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ExMachina - 09 February 2011 11:37 AM
I guess it’s only all the christian preachrs who are fat then.
They aren’t fat, they are “swollen with wisdom”.
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Posted: 09 February 2011 12:20 PM
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garythehuman - 08 February 2011 11:44 AM
Some Christians are now blaming overwirght on non-belief. Note the name of the site it is posted on fellow fatsoes (plural of fatso
http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_obesity
Take a look at the photos in the Contents section to see some of the best known “overwieght” atheists.
The empirical research actually shows quite the opposite.
...[A]ccording to research by Purdue University professor Ken Ferraro published in the June issue of the Journal for the Scientific Study of Religion, he is cranking them out by the score, at least among his devoted worshipers in certain American Protestant denominations.
Ferraro, studying correlations between religious behavior and body mass index, found in a 1998 study that those states with large numbers of persons professing a religious affiliation had higher than average numbers of obese people.
http://calorielab.com/news/2006/08/29/lard-have-mercy-the-christian-obesity-epidemic/
http://news.uns.purdue.edu/html4ever/2006/060824.Ferraro.obesity.html
Posted: 10 February 2011 10:54 AM
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the website is not working .. ?
Posted: 10 February 2011 12:24 PM
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Im fat because I love fried food more than god.
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Posted: 10 February 2011 12:31 PM
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TheWhitePhoenix - 10 February 2011 12:24 PM
Im fat because I love fried food more than god.
And do you love your own, personal Cheeses?
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