If Jesus were to return again…
Posted: 10 February 2011 02:33 PM   [ Ignore ]
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... would he do Oprah?

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Posted: 10 February 2011 04:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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As a point of clarification is this about sex?  Just checking.

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Posted: 10 February 2011 04:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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qutsemnie - 10 February 2011 04:26 PM

As a point of clarification is this about sex?  Just checking.

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Posted: 10 February 2011 04:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I’d much rather see him on the Daily Show or Colbert Report. grin

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Posted: 11 February 2011 07:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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If Jesus were to return that would pretty much prove the claims valid and accurate…hence Oprah would never have him on!  LOL

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Posted: 11 February 2011 11:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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I have been drinking with Peter Christ, (I made him show me his driver’s license) he is dating one of the Priestesses of Sudari (a barmaid at the local Church of the Corner Bar, where I am an elder.  Mr. America also tends bar at the church and yup, I made him show me his drivers license too), Haven’t met any of Peter’s brothers yet. cheese

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