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Posted: 13 February 2011 11:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Occam. - 13 February 2011 12:20 AM

Just to clear up the above confusion

Ah, so you are not an eighty year old virgin?

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Posted: 13 February 2011 06:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Absolutely.  My daughter was also an immaculate conception, but she’s bright enough to not climb up on a cross when guys with nail guns are around.

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Posted: 13 February 2011 07:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Occam. - 13 February 2011 06:25 PM

Absolutely.  My daughter was also an immaculate conception, but she’s bright enough to not climb up on a cross when guys with nail guns are around.

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Because she was an ‘immaculate’ conception, I’ll bet she’s pretty ‘neat’ too! LOL

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Posted: 13 February 2011 09:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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missmac - 13 February 2011 09:17 AM

Actually - im quite the opposite.

my suggestion to call her - was more so to rub it in her face and almost give her a taste of her own medicine. She chose to not pursue a seemingly amazing relationship over their zodiac signs - and now that the signs have shifted and they are probably compatible - I just wonder what she’d say now smile

**sorry all, im removing all this crap -just had a bad night, I apologize for the word-vomit**

no I’m sorry didn’t mean to nail you on that, actually it was a good honest post, I was just being cutzie…
besides I’m sure you’re going to surf those waves just fine.

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Posted: 13 February 2011 09:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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asanta - 13 February 2011 07:19 PM
Occam. - 13 February 2011 06:25 PM

Absolutely.  My daughter was also an immaculate conception, but she’s bright enough to not climb up on a cross when guys with nail guns are around.

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Because she was an ‘immaculate’ conception, I’ll bet she’s pretty ‘neat’ too! LOL

a regular bundle of miracles when it all started   smile
right up to today

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Posted: 19 February 2011 06:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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My mom told me I came via stork express :D

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Posted: 19 February 2011 01:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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When we were kids I told my younger brother he was left in a basket on our doorstep.

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Posted: 19 February 2011 01:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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skuld - 19 February 2011 01:36 PM

When we were kids I told my younger brother he was left in a basket on our doorstep.

So how long did you keep him chewing on that one?

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Posted: 19 February 2011 06:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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One time I got in a huge fight with my little bro - and told him he was adopted - that is the first and last time I will ever make him cry again.

I felt so bad :(

Then there was the time my mom confessed to me after getting home from martini Monday with the girls that “she and my dad weren’t planning on getting pregnant - but they decided to keep me anyways”

thanks mom, love you too…....................

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Posted: 19 February 2011 06:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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missmac - 19 February 2011 06:11 PM

One time I got in a huge fight with my little bro - and told him he was adopted - that is the first and last time I will ever make him cry again.

I felt so bad :(

Then there was the time my mom confessed to me after getting home from martini Monday with the girls that “she and my dad weren’t planning on getting pregnant - but they decided to keep me anyways”

thanks mom, love you too…....................

I can tell you from experience, that even the planned children, and the ones you love dearly (that’s not to say you weren’t) are sometimes such a trial that you want to send them back anyway. Luckily, the feeling doesn’t usually last long. It is a child’s responsibility to be a trial to their parents, each in their own special way. smile

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Posted: 19 February 2011 06:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Oh I was plenty special wink

It’s kind of funny

I was a total brat and gave my mom all sorts of hell, yet my grades were high and I graduated with a scholarship.


My brother however was not especially gifted in the school area - but he was a well behaved kid, and was always mommy;s little angel.

I guess things even out

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Posted: 19 February 2011 07:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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I, very wanted, was a complete trial to my parents. I learned that the word ‘Why’ could be the most exasperating word in the English language. Especially when you have parents who believe in answering their children’s questions. They finally learned to tell me to look it up for myself. I was always very independent and headstrong. I performed far lower in school than I was capable of, annoying my teachers to no end. Because I marched to my own drummer, I was the black sheep for years. By the time I was in my 30s, I was the ‘good’ example held up to everyone else in the family.

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Posted: 20 February 2011 11:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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As I’ve said, my mother told my father she wanted a baby for Xmas.  Being a precisionist my father agreed and I was born one day more than nine months later. LOL

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Posted: 20 February 2011 12:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Occam. - 20 February 2011 11:58 AM

As I’ve said, my mother told my father she wanted a baby for Xmas.  Being a precisionist my father agreed and I was born one day more than nine months later. LOL

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There you go, the hand of god at work!  LOL

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Posted: 20 February 2011 12:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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I never thought of my father as being god, and I don’t think it was his hand. LOL

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