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Posted: 11 February 2011 06:14 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Hey Nose.  You keep telling us to turn to Jesus, but which Jesus do you mean?  Personally, I like Zombie Jesus, but many prefer Raptor Jesus (He went extinct for our sins).  There are also Surfing Jesus, Winking Jesus, Pedo Jesus, Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus, and many more.

We are supposed to accept him as our own, personal Savior.  So everyone, pick your Savior!

I’ve got mine.

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Posted: 11 February 2011 06:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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There’s the dude, I been looking for him for months.  Although he’s even better with his helmet on.

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Posted: 12 February 2011 12:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Personally, I like this one. an oldy but a goody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJEckYH7fWk

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Posted: 12 February 2011 10:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Bees Mom - 12 February 2011 12:48 AM

Personally, I like this one. an oldy but a goody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJEckYH7fWk

Oh god that was beautiful… ROFLMAO
even if it took me over ten minutes to download that minutes worth of video, it was worth it.

I read under the comments someone suggesting the guy had to be mighty gay to pull off this thing.  Well all I got to say: thank god for gay folks, they have a way of making the world a much more fun place to visit.

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Posted: 12 February 2011 06:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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My fave has always been Jesus Christ - Superstar

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Posted: 12 February 2011 07:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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All right, I am adding my favourite Jesus.

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Posted: 12 February 2011 11:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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citizenschallenge.pm - 12 February 2011 10:24 AM
Bees Mom - 12 February 2011 12:48 AM

Personally, I like this one. an oldy but a goody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJEckYH7fWk

Oh god that was beautiful… ROFLMAO
even if it took me over ten minutes to download that minutes worth of video, it was worth it.

I read under the comments someone suggesting the guy had to be mighty gay to pull off this thing.  Well all I got to say: thank god for gay folks, they have a way of making the world a much more fun place to visit.

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Jeebus loved everyone, so obviously he was bi.

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Posted: 13 February 2011 12:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Bees Mom - 12 February 2011 11:30 PM
citizenschallenge.pm - 12 February 2011 10:24 AM
Bees Mom - 12 February 2011 12:48 AM

Personally, I like this one. an oldy but a goody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJEckYH7fWk

Oh god that was beautiful… ROFLMAO
even if it took me over ten minutes to download that minutes worth of video, it was worth it.

I read under the comments someone suggesting the guy had to be mighty gay to pull off this thing.  Well all I got to say: thank god for gay folks, they have a way of making the world a much more fun place to visit.

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Jeebus loved everyone, so obviously he was bi.

The man foot fetish was a dead giveaway.

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Posted: 13 February 2011 01:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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George - 12 February 2011 07:45 PM

All right, I am adding my favourite Jesus.

Oh no six minutes long, that’ll take a couple hours to download.  Guess it’s time to visit the library.

Looks like there are a lot of funny Jesus videos out there to get caught up on.

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Posted: 13 February 2011 01:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Bees Mom - 12 February 2011 11:30 PM

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Jeebus loved everyone, so obviously he was bi.

true, true, but he was having a yaba daba du gay ‘ol time

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Posted: 13 February 2011 10:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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George - 12 February 2011 07:45 PM

All right, I am adding my favourite Jesus.

George, that’s not jesus. That is Obi Wan Kenobi’s brother Tobi Jon Kenobi.
In that scene Tobi Jon is seen at his Tatooine compound with his rag-tag group of followers. A long time sibling rival of Obi Wan, Tobi John formed an unsuccessful splinter cult of the Jedi called The Impact.
Although not imbued with The Force like his older brother, Tobi Jon nonetheless carried on his spiritual message of harmony and balance with the universe.

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Posted: 13 February 2011 11:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Vyazma,

I had to google Obi Wan Kenobi, and it says he’s a character from Star Wars. Since I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies, I am afraid I don’t get your joke.

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Posted: 14 February 2011 07:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Go watch Star Wars, George.  Really.  But not the prequels.  They suck.

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Posted: 14 February 2011 07:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Dead Monky - 14 February 2011 07:19 AM

Go watch Star Wars, George.  Really.  But not the prequels.  They suck.

I tried it once: I lasted about ten minutes. Not my cup of tea, I guess.

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Posted: 14 February 2011 07:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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You sound like my gf’s sister.  I’ve always just figured that even if you hate them everyone should watch them once.  Of course, I think that about most movies that have had such a major impact on society.

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Posted: 14 February 2011 08:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Dead Monky - 14 February 2011 07:31 AM

I’ve always just figured that even if you hate them everyone should watch them once.  Of course, I think that about most movies that have had such a major impact on society.

Would that include Snakes on a Planegrin

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