Then shouldn’t he be using Ivory soap. It’s 99.9% pure, probably immaculately conceived!
Church; where sheep congregate to worship a zombie on a stick that turns into a cracker on Sundays…
It can walk on water. Well, float on water. But that’s close enough.
“Ah, I love your religion - for the crazy! Virgin birth, water into wine; it’s like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.” -Roger Smith