Then shouldn’t he be using Ivory soap. It’s 99.9% pure, probably immaculately conceived!
......and if Glinda the Good Witch of the North ever visits your house, may she grant all your wishes and give you some fashionable shoes.
It can walk on water. Well, float on water. But that’s close enough.
“BoooweeeEEEEoooo” -Mentok the Mind-Taker
